This is why I drink so often too.

Is there any greater sacrifice that Batman could make for us?

And just when you don’t want it to be

If you can make it through the night without punching someone after getting this tattoo then I congratulate you, but you’re still an idiot.

I didn’t even know it was possible? I could be doing this between drinks? OMG!

Never miss an opportunity that life presents you. If you pass it up, you may regret it later.

I just wonder if you use the Purell before, during or after?

I’m really hoping that this is a real article and not something from a site like the Onion. It would be nice to think that some reporters actually have a sense of humor.

That’s got to be verypainful on the way out.

Yup, they look like that on you too.

I’m amazed at how many people would probably prefer this to actual sushi.

Has feminism finally achieved its goals?