I think I’ll pass on that. I know how toilets work already.

Maybe if he cleaned his arrows you wouldn’t get acne?

I don’t know about you but I don’t ever want to stick a toothbrush in my colon.

A “dead end” means only one way out, and I want to make sure I have multiple avenues of escape if some tries to make that street live up to its name.

I don’t want one of these installed in my home, unless it can be configured to only activate when zombies get in.

The best fails to hit the interwebs in June all compiled into one glorious video for your amusement.

The ultimate DIY guide for power tool using zombies.

Hey, at least they are honest about it.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what Hawkeye has on his mind.

They say you shouldn’t dismiss it until you’ve tried it, but I don’t know if stores should be advertising it like this.

I don’t know why you’d want to find him again, especially after he went through so much effort to get rid of you.

Math and advertising are two things that rarely go hand in hand.