I think I’ll just wait over here because there really is nothing more socially awkward than having to squeeze in between two other blokes at the bathroom.

That’s the only excuse for such thuggish and frankly deplorable behavior!

As long as the hamster has a wheel to run in, what could possibly go wrong?

You’ll find yourself forced to agree with this chart, although I’d like to see a “things that are difficult not to say when drunk” chart. Also, 3 cans of beer equals drunk? I think not laddie!