Yup, they look like that on you too.

Yup, they look like that on you too.

It’s amazing how often we used the word “love” in everyday conversation for menial things but when it comes to saying it to someone who we really do love and haven’t yet told…

Sometimes you’ve just got to grow up, start new and discard old baggage.

Apparently the key to being skinny for me is to avoid boredom at all costs.

Maybe if he cleaned his arrows you wouldn’t get acne?

Book hitting – social acceptable physical abuse since the invention of the printing press…

Clubs were a highly effective means of communication back then.

Sometimes it’s not good to breed outside your species, which is why they frown upon kilt wearers chasing sheep.

Which is why I don’t even bother to try to, and just do what makes me happy.

Who would have thought that such a simple concept could be so amazingly useful?

Now this is the kind of research I could throw a few dollars at. Mutagens that turned turtles into walking donuts would be awesome.

Ostriches are such poorly understood creatures. We really should learn to embrace their true nature.

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