There’s nothing wrong with a woman having the morals of a man, the problem starts when she can drink more than you can

This also applies to wives and to (most) women in general.

Gone are the days of a practiced hand and a single sharp straight razor.

I know they say basketball is a contact sport, but this might be taking it a bit far.

This is why tight jeans on men will probably never come back into style.

This had to be put together by a woman, where’s the beer, the fridge next to the couch, the video games?

I still think that the men’s options are seriously over-represented in this graphic, and needless to say, the women are under-represented.

I think I’ll just wait over here because there really is nothing more socially awkward than having to squeeze in between two other blokes at the bathroom.

The more time you spend around women, the more obvious it becomes that this commonly used statement has no basis in reality.

The realization that you’re in love comes differently for men and women.

This is a very important distinction to note in terms of male grooming, especially if you loan your electric trimmer to your house mates.

Words to live by, because size really DOES matter.(Sorry guys!)